Tinder date with high expectations turned into sph.
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I had already gone on a couple of dates with a guy from Tinder when he randomly sent me a dick pic, pretending it was a drunken accident.
In return I pretended I didn’t care, but that dick pic made me salivate. Firstly, it was a great photo (almost too professional looking), secondly, it was a beautiful, veiny, thick cock. It made me question if it was actually his, but I wanted to believe it.
Fast forward to the end of our third date - I’m at his place, topless on my knees, about to pull down his pants, anticipating a long, thick cock to land on my lips.
I pulled them down with finesse and what do I see? A thin, throbbing three inch shrimp dick.
“Are you fucking kidding me?” I said without thinking, I was genuinely angry about being misled.
I immediately grabbed my top and put it back on while looking at him with disdain. I was pissed off at myself for letting this loser see my tits.
I stood up, and as I was about to leave he said “Sorry for lying to you, but is it really that small?”. I ignored him and kept walking towards the door.
“Do you want to take a picture of it?” he continued in desperation.
With that strange question I understood what was going on. He’s into being humiliated and the dick pic was for setting high expectations. I guess he got exactly what he wanted.
I still felt a bit frustrated as I was really looking forward to getting some good dick, but at the same time I never say no to quality entertainment, especially considering this was nothing new to me.
I turned around facing him, pulled out my phone and started filming.
“Go ahead, make it quick” I said in a dismissive manner.
His eyes lit up and without saying a word he started stroking his tiny dicklett with two fingers. I could see his chest pounding from excitement. It must have been the first time any girl had gone along with his sph kink.
He came in ten seconds - I giggled, told him he’s pathetic and left. Five minutes later he sent me a text thanking me for the experience.